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disnerd:

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first…

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100

so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money” 

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he gave me 100 one dollar bills 

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my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills 

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i can pretend to be a super star 

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i am a queen 

imagei made it rain on my mom

laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

snailfairy:

I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing

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sam-and-dean-life:

behold-theturtle:

Today I learned that during Be Prepared from The Lion King, when Scar says, “YOU WON’T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!”

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the actor blew out his voice.

So the remainder of the song was sung

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by this guy.

Sounds like he was prepared

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

thecupcakegrenade:

I’ll just be in a puddle of tears tbh

thecupcakegrenade:

I’ll just be in a puddle of tears tbh

Hi Dan…

howell-chan:

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here it is… many many weeks late.. hyped up into oblivion.. “the big phan thing” for the phaniversary 

you can guess where the dialogue is from (right?)